I am not a seditionist.
I am not a chauvinist.
I am not a self-righteous crusader.
I am not a troll playing with life.
I am not a political media spectacle.
We are all victim and offender.
This is a war of beliefs, and we can only win if we don't fight it.
Feeling hurt by "I am not Charlie"?
Let's just call it satire then, shall we?